Rubber duck weightlifter

The strongest rubber duck in the world.
Why do weightlifters always eat so much protein? Because they’re afraid they might turn into a feather if they don’t get enough of it!
Why do weightlifters always have so many muscles? Because they have to carry the weight of the world when no one else wants to!
Why do weightlifters always train so much? Because they’re afraid their muscles will fail and they’ll have to rely only on their flab!
Why do weightlifters always sweat so much? Because they squeeze their soul out of their body through sweating to become stronger!
Why do weightlifters always look so serious? Because they can’t imagine how they’d laugh with 200 kg on their shoulder!